Anybody Who Told You To

Don't Let You Mind Wander - It's Far Too Small To Be Let Out On Its Own.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.