Don't Let You Mind Wander

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

Every Journalist Has A Novel In Him, Which Is An Excellent Place For It.