Don't Let You Mind Wander

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.