If You Took An Iq

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

No Author Dislikes To Be Edited As Much As He Dislikes Not To Be Published.