Are You Always This Stupid

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.