Your Village Just Called. They're

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

In My Estimation, The Only Thing That Is More To Be Guarded Against Than Bad Taste Is Good Taste.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.