The True Snob Never Rests;

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.

In My Estimation, The Only Thing That Is More To Be Guarded Against Than Bad Taste Is Good Taste.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It Has Truly Hooked A Man Will Not Let Him Go.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side