The True Snob Never Rests;

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play

In My Estimation, The Only Thing That Is More To Be Guarded Against Than Bad Taste Is Good Taste.

Don't Let You Mind Wander - It's Far Too Small To Be Let Out On Its Own.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.