The Most Effective Comeback To

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?