And God Said 'let There

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.