An Oboe Is An Ill-wind

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

Everybody Was Being Decent, And When People Are Decent, Thing Work Out For Everybody. That Has Been My Theory All Through Life. If You're Making Money, Let The Other Fellow Make It Too. If Somebody's Getting Hurt, It's Bad, But If You Can Work A Thing Out So That Everybody Profits That's The Ideal Business.

There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.