The Detroit String Quartet Played

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.