Fame - Anyone Who Says

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.