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There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

The Fact That We Don't Read More Books In America Can Be Traced Squarely To The Fact That We Have Newspapers That Are About A Hundred Times As Big As The Newspapers Anywhere Else.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.