One Of The Greatest Threats

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.