Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

Probably The Worst Time In A Person's Life Is When They Have To Kill A Family Member Because They Are The Devil. But Otherwise It's Been A Pretty Good Day.

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability To Sense Who's Important.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.