Now There's A Seven-day Waiting

When I Was A Kid, My Favourite Time Of The Year When I Was Child Was That Magical First Snowfall. I'd Yell Yippee! Snow! And Run Up To The Front Door And Shout You Know The Deal... You Have To Let Me In Now.

A Mormon Told Me That They Don't Drink Coffee. I Said, "a Cup Of Coffee Every Day Gives You Wonderful Benefits." He Said, "like What?" I Said, "well, It Keeps You From Being Mormon ..."

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.