Always Give Them The Old

Who's Happy These Days?

I Take A Breath When I Have To.

When You Are In Deep Conflict About Something, Sometimes The Most Trivial Thing Can Tip The Scales.

At One Time I Smoked, But In 1959 I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else To Give Up For Lent So I Stopped - And I Haven't Had A Cigarette Since.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.