Who's Happy These Days?

The Slapdash Way Producers Used To Assemble A Show Seems A Little Unbelievable When We Talk About Them Now

My Career At Warner Brothers Consisted Of One Musical Short Subject. I Was Running Around In A Bear Skin. Very Chic.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

Everything's Coming Up Roses - For Me.

I Take A Breath When I Have To.