Who's Happy These Days?

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.

I Was Lucky Enough To Have The Songs In My First Show Written By George And Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter Wrote Five Shows For Me

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.