I Take A Breath When

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go Places, Lots To Do. If I'm Not Working, I Go To Have My Hair Taken Care Of And Work At Needlepoint

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.

Now What Kind Of An Attitude Is That, 'these Things Happen?' They Only Happen Because This Whole Country Is Just Full Of People Who, When These Things Happen, They Just Say, 'these Things Happen,' And That's Why They Happen! We Gotta Have Control Of What Happens To Us.