At One Time I Smoked,

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

The Slapdash Way Producers Used To Assemble A Show Seems A Little Unbelievable When We Talk About Them Now

Cole Porter Had A Worldwide Reputation As A Sophisticate And Hedonist

Eisenhower Was My War Hero And The President I Admire And Respect Most

I Was Lucky Enough To Have The Songs In My First Show Written By George And Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter Wrote Five Shows For Me