Altruism Is A Hard Master,

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Confession Is Good For The Conscience, But It Usually Bypasses The Soul.

Many Of Us Are Equal To Life's Emergencies Who Cannot Bear Its Day-after-dayness.

The Head Never Rules The Heart, But Just Becomes Its Partner In Crime.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.