The Only Mothers It Is

Men Prefer Brief Praise, Pitched High; Women Are Satisfied With Praise In A Lower Key, Just So It Goes On And On.

The Woman Just Ahead Of You At The Supermarket Checkout Has All The Delectable Groceries You Didn't Even Know They Carried.

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

There Are So Many Things That We Wish We Had Done Yesterday, So Few That We Feel Like Doing Today.

We Are Like People With Short-term Leases On Summer Cottages; We Can Never Seem To Make Our Provisions Come Out Even With Our Stay.