The Only Mothers It Is

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We Vainly Try To Unmix.

The Only Courage That Matters Is The Kind That Gets You From One Moment To The Next.

Many Who Would Not Take The Last Cookie Would Take The Last Lifeboat.