We Are Like People With

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing A Second Language, Preferably English.

Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And Goodhearted Girls Mend Them.

The Fault We Admit To Is Seldom The Fault We Have, But It Has A Certain Relationship To It, A Somewhat Similar Shape, Like That Of A Sleeve To An Arm.

It Took Man Thousands Of Years To Put Words Down On Paper, And His Lawyers Still Wish He Wouldn't.