A Love That Lasts For

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

Don't Be Yourself - Be Someone A Little Nicer.

We Cough Because We Can't Help It, But Others Do It On Purpose.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.