All My Life I've Been

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.

No Man Worth His Salt, No Man Of Spirit And Spine, No Man For Whom I Could Have Any Respect, Could Rejoice In The Identification Of Tallulah's Husband. It's Tough Enough To Be Bogged Down In A Legend. It Would Be Even Tougher To Marry One.

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.

I've Had A Man And I've Had A Woman, And There's Got To Be Something Better.