If I Were Well Behaved,

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.