Acting Is A Form Of

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

It's One Of The Tragic Ironies Of The Theatre That Only One Man In It Can Count On Steady Work - The Night Watchman.

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.