I Have Been Tight As

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.

For Acting, Darlings, Is The World's Most Perilous Trade. Compared With Actors, Steeple Jacks And Deep-sea Divers Lead Snug And Placid Lives.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.