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Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.