All Comedians Are A Bit

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.

You Go, Well You Can't Joke About Race. Well If You're From A Different Race And That's Your Experience Of The World And You Want To Talk About That, Then Fine. Or You Can't Talk About Disability, But Disabled Comics Can Talk About That.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.