It Had To Be Hammered

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

If I'm At Home For The Weekend - And That Is Almost Never - I Tend To Get Twitchy At About Eight O'clock In The Evening Because My Body Clock Is Timed To Go On Stage. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself.