I Worry About My Nan.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About But Other People Could.

But What's True About Comedians Is That We've All Got A Huge Hole In Our Personality. In A Room Of 3,000 People, We're The One Person Facing In The Opposite Direction - Yet We Have This Overwhelming Desire To Be Liked.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."