Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy Food, You Can Lose Your Taste. When I Was In India Last Summer, I Was Listening To A Lot Of Michael Bolton.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.