Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

Jokes Spread Around The World And Embed Themselves In Our Shared Culture; The Most Resonant Of Them Get Lodged In The Language In The Same Way As Clichés Or Old Wives' Tales Do.

I Live Near A Remedial School. There Is A Sign That Says, Slow... Children. That Can't Be Good For Their Self Esteem. But Look Of Course On The Positive Side, They Can't Read It.