Like Most Of The World's

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.

I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.