My Father Always Used To

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

How Many Airports Are There In The World?

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.