My Father Always Used To

When People Come Over To My House For Dinner, I Always Have A Vegetarian Option. They Can Make Do, Or They Can **** Off!

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

My Girlfriend Bought A Cook Book The Other Day Called 'cheap And Easy Vegetarian Cooking'. Which Is Perfect For Her, Because Not Only Is She Vegetarian.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.