If Only Africa Had More

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Live Near A Remedial School. There Is A Sign That Says, Slow... Children. That Can't Be Good For Their Self Esteem. But Look Of Course On The Positive Side, They Can't Read It.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

I Have No Problems With Buying Tampons. I Am A Fairly Modern Man. But Apparently They're Not A "proper" Present. "happy Birthday, Mum!"

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.