Remember To Never Answer A

How Many Airports Are There In The World?

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.