Al Roker Said I Am

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist That I See Maybe Once A Year, Because I Don't Need It. It All Comes Out Onstage.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."