Acting Is My True Love.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked