I’ve Had So Much Plastic

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist That I See Maybe Once A Year, Because I Don't Need It. It All Comes Out Onstage.