The First Rule Of Survival

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.