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Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis, Jr., That's Funny, To Me You Only Look Half Jewish. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!

Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I Know It's Not A Lamp, Keep Rubbing! Never Got A Dinner!