King Henry Viii, Who Said

Sydney Poitier, Who Said To Lester Maddox, Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? Never Got A Dinner!

Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Pancreas, Who Overheard His Liver Singing I Got A Right To Sing The Blues. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!