Uncle Remus, Who Said To

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

Dracula, Who Said While They Drove A Wooden Stake Into His Heart, Boy, I Sure Hope This Is Heartburn. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Ray Charles, Who Said To Stevie Wonder, Maybe We're White. Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!