Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

George Washington, Who Said To His Father, Dad, If I Never Tell I Lie, How Am I Ever Gonna Become President? Never Got A Dinner!

Burt Reynolds, Great Sex Symbol Of The Movies, Who Said, I Owe It All To One Great Part. Never Got A Dinner!

Peter Minuet, Who Said To The Indians In Modern-day Manhattan, Will You Accept A Check From A Puerto Rican Bank? Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.