The Mayor Of Hong Kong,

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

Dracula, Who Said While They Drove A Wooden Stake Into His Heart, Boy, I Sure Hope This Is Heartburn. Never Got A Dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!