Ray Charles, Who Said To

Dracula, Who Said While They Drove A Wooden Stake Into His Heart, Boy, I Sure Hope This Is Heartburn. Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!