Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said

Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I Know It's Not A Lamp, Keep Rubbing! Never Got A Dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

Lot, Who Said To His Wife As She Was Being Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt, Stop Shaking! Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

John Travolta, Who Said, My Saturday Night Fever Was Nothing Compared To My Sunday Morning Rash. Never Got A Dinner!