Dracula, Who Said While They

Maid Marion, Who Said To Robin Hood, I Will Not Live In A House With A Little John. Never Got A Dinner!

Peter Minuet, Who Said To The Indians In Modern-day Manhattan, Will You Accept A Check From A Puerto Rican Bank? Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!