Joe Torre, Who Switched To

There Is Only One Goal. That's To Keep Working And Keep Flossing.

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do You Mean You Have Nothing To Wear? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!